WHAT MAKES ONLINE DATING PROFILE HELP FROM HOODOO WERKS SO DIFFERENT?

It’s our talent that supercharges online dating profile help. We aren’t “content specialists” earning twenty bucks per keyword-stuffed blog post. We aren’t grad school dropouts looking to scrape together a living. Everyone on the Hoodoo Werks team has a career in a creative profession. The way we look at it, we’re just filling a market need.

WHAT’S UP WITH THE NAME HOODOO WERKS?

In the backwater of the American South, to “hoodoo” someone means to charm or hypnotize them. Meanwhile, “werks” is German for “works.” Ergo, Hoodoo Werks is like a factory that uses precision European engineering to produce mojo on demand. (Yeah, we get a little dorky when it comes to words.)

ISN’T DATING PROFILE WRITING HELP DISHONEST?

Ah, the age-old question… Is advertising a misleading trade? Depends on who you ask. The people who say yes are usually the same guys who got ditched at prom. Fact is, the best online dating profiles share a lot with the best advertising. You could argue ethics all day — but are you a buyer or a seller?

HOW WILL I COMMUNICATE WITH HOODOO WERKS?

To protect your privacy and the members of our team going to professional jobs the next morning, Hoodoo Werks relies on anonymity whenever possible. You’ll speak on the phone with a real person during your interview, but otherwise we’ll handle things like scheduling and payments with online tools.

CAN I USE MY PROFILE ON MULTIPLE DATING SITES?

Sure, go for it. It’s your online dating profile, like anything else you own. Hoodoo Werks transfers all rights for using the profile to you. Learn more at the U.S. Copyright Office. Your profile isn’t patented, trademarked, copyrighted or anything like that. We just hope you won’t use it for evil.

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO WRITE MY PROFILE?

After your phone interview, Hoodoo Werks typically has a first draft ready for your review within a week, much sooner in most cases. However, we aren’t a mass-producer of mojo. If you’re looking at a wait longer than one week, we’ll give you the option to get a complete refund, no questions asked.

WHAT IF I DON’T LIKE MY PROFILE WHEN IT’S DONE?

Oh, you will. You get one round of revisions to get it just right. We ask that you consider your requested revisions carefully, as there isn’t a back-and-forth beyond the one round. If we correctly apply all your revisions but you still aren’t happy, we can arrange for more work at an additional charge.

BUT WHAT IF I STILL DON’T LIKE MY PROFILE AFTER THAT?

We give you half your money back. It hasn’t happened before and we’d like to continue avoiding it. But if you’ve spoken with a writer, had us revise your profile, looked at adding extra time, and you’re still not happy, by now we’ve put a lot of time into it and you’re prolly super pissed off. It’s all we can do.

HOW DO I KNOW MY PROFILE ISN’T THE SAME AS SOMEONE ELSE’S?

When you review the first draft of your profile, it’ll be obvious that’s not the case. Your writer uses information from our brief online questionnaire and from notes taken during your call to create an online dating profile that’s you, the way you deserve to be seen. No cookie-cutter approach here, that’s a promise.

ARE MY PAYMENT AND PERSONAL INFORMATION SECURE?

Yes. Hoodoo Werks only accepts payments via PayPal, which protects your data and handles most disputes that might arise from our transaction. Learn more at the PayPal Security Center. With confidentiality, you’ll communicate with our team anonymously and you’re never required to disclose your identity.

DOES HOODOO WERKS OFFER ANY OTHER SERVICES?

No, not at this time. We probably could sell witty responses to private messages or even Photoshop a six-pack into your profile picture, but that would quickly go down a rabbit hole of ethical dilemmas and lagging turnaround times. We just stick to the one thing we do exceptionally well, and that’s it.

IS HOODOO WERKS EVER HIRING NEW WRITERS?

Sure, but don’t get your hopes up. You’re always welcome to contact us to inquire about working with Hoodoo Werks, but we’re uber choosey about our team and tend to hire people we already know. Feel free to write us a compelling message outlining your unparalleled skills, and we’ll go from there.